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Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: Nature is so wonderful...

Synopsis: Dilbert and Dogbert talk about the environment and future generations.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (United Feature Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Noriko; Dilbert

First Line: Who the heck is running this planet??! It's a total disaster!!

Synopsis: Noriko is wondering who is ruining the world.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1993-06-01

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Noriko; Dilbert

First Line: You adults have totally messed up the planet!! Where's the accountability??!

Synopsis: Noriko reminds Dilbert of the implied social contract.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1993-06-02

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Asok; Alice; Dilbert

First Line: Asok, come quickly! It's an emergency!

Synopsis: Alice pranks Asok.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-03-20

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: From now on, salaries will be based on your predicted success, not your past performance.

Synopsis: The Pointy-Haired Boss tells Dilbert about the new salary.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-03-04

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: I can predict the future by assuming that money and male hormones are the driving forces for new technology.

Synopsis: Dogbert predicts the future.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-10-14

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Liz

First Line: It seems almost unnatural for me to have an actual girlfriend.

Synopsis: Dilbert talks to Liz about the unlikelihood of his having a girlfriend.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-07-25

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Hey, little dog, smile. It only takes two muscles!

Synopsis: Dogbert doesn't like being told to smile.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1993-11-18

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ratbert; Dilbert

First Line: Look, Ratbert. An entire computer has been baked into one silicon chip.

Synopsis: Dilbert shows Ratbert a silicon chip.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-01-07

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert; Jennifer; Wally

First Line: I want you to interview the new candidate for engineering. Don't reveal any ugly truths.

Synopsis: Dilbert interviews a potential employee.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-03-03

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Uh-oh. A vendor is scanning me.

Synopsis: Dilbert is caught by a vendor.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-09-21

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Albert

First Line: I'll give Albert a male bonding shoulder massage to show I'm a team player.

Synopsis: Dilbert tries to give Albert a shoulder massage.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1993-08-21

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: Here's your employee locator device.

Synopsis: The boss has a tracking device for Dilbert.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (United Feature Syndicate) 1994-02-27

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.34

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: Wally, you just sent me the same e-mail you sent last week.

Synopsis: Wally is sending out old emails.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-02-15

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: You can create the illusion that you work long hours by leaving voice mails for your boss at 4 a.m.

Synopsis: Dilbert tries sending a voice mail at 4 in the morning.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-05-24

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Alice; Wally

First Line: I got myself a little work-avoidance device.

Synopsis: Wally has a way to avoid working.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-04-27

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: I invented a "stealth business suit" to avoid assignments at work today.

Synopsis: Dilbert builds a suit to avoid work.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-01-16

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: I hate my shirts.

Synopsis: Dilbert has to decide what shirt to wear.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-02-26

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: ...but by far, this computer is our most user-friendly.

Synopsis: A salesman shows Dilbert their new computer.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-03-25

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Can anybody show me what you do with a microwave?

Synopsis: Dogbert has a student show what he knows about microwaves.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1993-01-09

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert; Alice; Wally

First Line: In an effort to boost sales, laptop computers have been given to every member of the sales force.

Synopsis: The sales force is given laptop computers to increase sales.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-04-01

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Mombert

First Line: My company asked all employees to act as salespeople to friends and family.

Synopsis: Dilbert tries to sell to his mom.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-12-19

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: I'm going to seek relief from my many woes by sharing them with you.

Synopsis: A woman tries to share her woe with Dilbert.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-05-07

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: From now on, I'm going to charge anybody who gives me their opinion.

Synopsis: Dogbert plans to charge people for forcing him to listen to their opinions.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-09-05

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally; Dilbert

First Line: My proposed work plan for the year is to stress-test our product under severe network conditions.

Synopsis: Wally proposes his work plan to the boss.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (United Feature Syndicate) 1995-07-26

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: I call my invention the D-chip television filter.

Synopsis: Dilbert invents a TV show screener.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-06-30

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Pages: 0.5

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: I'm inventing a new technology to prevent kids from seeing smut on the internet.

Synopsis: Dogbert doesn't think Dilbert's new invention will work.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-01-23

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Alice; Dilbert; Matt

First Line: Matt, your job is to test my new invention that blocks kids from seeing dirty pictures on the internet.

Synopsis: Dilbert asks a kid to test his smut-blocking technology.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-01-24

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Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: Government statistics show that office productivity went down as computers became widely used.

Synopsis: Dilbert tried to prove that computers caused a productivity drop.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

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Pages: 0.34

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Alice; Wally

First Line: Thank you all for coming to our engineering quality team meeting.

Synopsis: Dilbert holds a meeting to find a cause for inefficiency.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-05-01

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Pages: 0.5

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally; Dilbert

First Line: Expand... window

Synopsis: Wally is annoyed that Dilbert has a voice-controlled computer.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-04-24

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Pages: 0.5

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert; Wally

First Line: Let's go around the table and share our accomplishments.

Synopsis: Dilbert talks about his accomplishment.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-11-20

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Pages: 0.34

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally; Dilbert

First Line: I just got our consultant's report.

Synopsis: Wally and Dilbert make suggestion about what to do about a problem.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-02-27

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Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally; Dilbert; Alice

First Line: You haven't heard what the problem is yet; how can you recommend building a database to solve it??

Synopsis: The boss wonders how they can solve a problem without hearing what it is.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-02-28

Miscellaneous

Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: What makes these a "value"?

Synopsis: Dogbert is selling value priced lottery tickets.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-04-08

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Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ratbert; Dogbert

First Line: I am drawn by the allure of fabulous wealth and a life of hedonistic delight... one please.

Synopsis: Ratbert buys one of Dogbert's value priced lottery tickets.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-04-09

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Pages: 0.34

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: How to get free energy

Synopsis: Dilbert explains how to get free energy.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (United Feature Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

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Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Ratbert; Dilbert; Gustav

First Line: I recommend standardizing on one type of computer for the office.

Synopsis: Ratbert recommends one type of computer for the company.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-06-22

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Pages: 0.34

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally

First Line: Hold it right there, buddy.

Synopsis: Wally thinks he's spotted a Unix computer user.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-06-24

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Pages: 0.33

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Alice; Wally; Dilbert

First Line: I used to write programs using punch cards... but I'd rather be fishing...

Synopsis: Alice gets annoyed by a man's pointless stories.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-11-16

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Alice; Dilbert; Wally

First Line: We won the bid to rebuild our nation's air traffic control systems.

Synopsis: The cubicle workers are excited by their company's latest job.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-01-29

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally; Dilbert; Alice

First Line: Wally writes the critical code for our nation's new air traffic control system.

Synopsis: Wally writes some code.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-01-31

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: Thanks to my leadership, the new air traffic control system is designed on time and under budget.

Synopsis: Dogbert cut a few corners on the project.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-02-01

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: I have too many passwords in my life. What if I forget them?

Synopsis: Dogbert tells Dilbert what would happen if he forgot his passwords.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-02-10

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: Your ignorance seems to have no limit. Your opinions are idiotic.

Synopsis: Dilbert sends Wally an insulting email.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-01-31

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: My status report is a bit light this week because I'm having an e-mail flame war with Wally.

Synopsis: Dilbert explains why his status report is light.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1995-02-01

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally; Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: The secret to good relationships is to be a huge phony.

Synopsis: Dogbert teaches interpersonal skills.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-11-27

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert

First Line: Our Elbonian division was the low bidder for launching French satellites into orbit.

Synopsis: Dilbert is being sent to Elbonia.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1994-01-24

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Liz

First Line: If I left engineering and became a manager would I be as sexy as I am now, Liz?

Synopsis: Dilbert and Liz discuss his sexiness.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (United Feature Syndicate) 1995-01-19

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

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Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Brainitor; Dilbert

First Line: Halt and submit to the mind scan of "Brainitor, the guardian of security."

Synopsis: Brainitor scans Dilbert.

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Reprint Notes: from Dilbert (Universal Feature Syndicate) 1996-06-03

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Pages: 0.25

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Story on Interior Page(s)

Credits

Writer(s): Scott Adams

Penciller(s): Scott Adams

Inker(s): Scott Adams

Letterer(s): Scott Adams

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: I tried to fax it but our fax machine is broken.

Synopsis: Dilbert is having problems sending a document.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ratbert; Dilbert

First Line: The less you know, the happier you are.

Synopsis: Ratbert brags about not knowing anything.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss; Dogbert

First Line: I need a replacement for my company cellular phone.

Synopsis: Dilbert explains what happened to his phone.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ratbert

First Line: My name is Ratbert. I fear the information superhighway.

Synopsis: Ratbert tells of his fear of computers.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert; Marilyn Vos Savant

First Line: This is Marilyn Vos Savant, the smartest human alive.

Synopsis: Dogbert gets the smartest human alive to help Dilbert.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: This bag contains all the mail you've sent me about my "Often Flier" status.

Synopsis: Dilbert gets a seat upgrade.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss; Sven

First Line: I hired a professional to help us design our product interface.

Synopsis: Dilbert's boss has hired a terrorist to help design a product interface.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Sven

First Line: My theory is that a computer interface should hurt the user.

Synopsis: Sven demonstrates some sounds for his interface.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Sven; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: Sure, we could bring some strangers in to test our product for ease of use...

Synopsis: Sven recommends not bringing in a focus group.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: To configure the software, enter the name of next year's Academy Award winner for Best Actor.

Synopsis: Dilbert tries to configure some software.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Quantity... two sided... reduced to 98%... collated... with staple... portrait... two colors... darken... legal size paper...

Synopsis: Dilbert tries programming a copier.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: According to this, a technical degree becomes obsolete in five years.

Synopsis: Dogbert reads an article about degrees.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Let's start with a brief refresher in macro economics.

Synopsis: Dilbert takes a course in macro economics.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: I declare my self the patron saint of technology.

Synopsis: Dogbert declares himself a patron saint of technology.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Saint Dogbert seeks out technology that has been possessed by the demons of stupidity.

Synopsis: Dogbert tries to exercise stupidity from technology.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: Do you remember last election day... and how you convinced me to not vote?

Synopsis: Dilbert realizes Dogbert tricked him on election day.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: People are getting stupider every day, relatively speaking.

Synopsis: Dogbert feels he needs to rule the world.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: I oppose putting career criminals in jail for life.

Synopsis: Dilbert doesn't think longer jail sentences lower crime.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: I synthesized the pheromones that make men and women attracted to each other.

Synopsis: Dilbert thinks he's synthesized pheromones.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: I'm wearing a synthetic pheromone scent that makes me irresistible.

Synopsis: Dilbert tries his synthetic pheromone on a date.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Lisa

First Line: Uh... Lisa, I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date with me.

Synopsis: Lisa tells Dilbert all he'd have to go through to date her.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Liz

First Line: I'm so lucky to be dating you, Liz.

Synopsis: Dilbert and Liz have different scales for rating each other.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Alice; Wally

First Line: I don't understand why some people wash their bath towels.

Synopsis: Wally doesn't understand washing bath towels.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss; Liz; Dogbert

First Line: What's wrong with you?

Synopsis: Dilbert meets an attractive woman.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Liz

First Line: We've been dating for a year now, Liz.

Synopsis: Dilbert has needs that can't be fulfilled at work.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Liz

First Line: I think you like that computer more than you like me.

Synopsis: Dilbert does not like the desktop computer more than Liz.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally; Matt

First Line: Hey, Matt.

Synopsis: Matt has two minutes to deliver a big report.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Oog

First Line: Society will become divided into technology "haves" and "have nots."

Synopsis: Dogbert predicts society's future.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: If this company won't use our product idea let's quit and start our own business!

Synopsis: Dilbert and Wally consider starting their own business.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert

First Line: It has come to my attention that some employees are running side businesses from their cubicles.

Synopsis: The boss warns Dilbert that he doesn't want to see signs of employees running side businesses in his department.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally; Ratbert

First Line: Ratbert, we'd like you to be the director of marketing for the company we're starting.

Synopsis: Ratbert becomes the director of marketing for Dilbert and Wally's company.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Alice; Garbage Man

First Line: Working late again, huh, Alice?

Synopsis: The Garbage Man tells Alice about overtime pay.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: The worst he can do is fire me...

Synopsis: The Pointy-Haired Boss sneezes into Dilbert's shirt.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: I should quit and become a contract employee.

Synopsis: Dilbert mocks Wally's goal.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Alice; Wally

First Line: Alice, I'm thinking about quitting and becoming a contract employee.

Synopsis: Alice gives Wally advice on becoming a contract employee.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert

First Line: Hey! That little stuffed doll looks just like me!

Synopsis: Dilbert has a doll of his boss.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: As you requested, I dropped everything and wrote my career development plan.

Synopsis: Dilbert tries humor in a development plan.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally; Dilbert; Alice

First Line: The company has decided to outsource all of the functions that we're not any good at.

Synopsis: The workers like the company's new plan.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: I moved our software development work to the impoverished nation of Elbonia.

Synopsis: The Elbonians work cheap doing software coding.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Somewhere in Elbonia

Synopsis: Dilbert is in Elbonia to check the software they wrote.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: You saved one million dollars by having programmers in Elbonia write software for us.

Synopsis: Dilbert points out the pluses and minuses of the decision to outsource software programming to Elbonia.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: I need this information today.

Synopsis: A co-worker tries to order Dilbert to do something.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally

First Line: Wally, I need your input on this by the end of the day.

Synopsis: A co-worker asks Wally for his input.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert; Wally; Alice

First Line: The status of my action item is 50% done.

Synopsis: Wally reports on his status.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: I could sit here doing nothing.

Synopsis: Dilbert considers what to do.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ted; Wally; Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert

First Line: And Ted gets this "Singular Achievement" award for creating the "We Are Teams" campaign.

Synopsis: Ted wins an award.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Alice; Wally

First Line: I'd like to kick-off the project with the traditional bad-mouthing of the guy who worked on this before.

Synopsis: Alice bad-mouths the guy who worked on the project before her.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally; Dilbert

First Line: I'm writing an e-mail to protest the new policy of making the employees empty their own trash at night.

Synopsis: Dilbert is upset at a new policy.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: Where are you taking all of that office equipment?

Synopsis: Wally is taking office equipment to sell at a garage sale.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally; Dilbert; Alice

First Line: I'm happy to report that I have embraced the new company slogan "Act like you own the company."

Synopsis: Wally has used the new company slogan to fire the marketing department.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Carol; Dilbert; Wally

First Line: We're poised for success.

Synopsis: The Boss reports two contradictory agenda items.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally; Dilbert; Alice

First Line: We'll succeed if we understand who our competitors really are!

Synopsis: Wally lists who his competitors are.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Three other people asked for that same information.

Synopsis: Dilbert gets some binders.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally; Dilbert

First Line: I don't mind donating blood... it's good for society...

Synopsis: An employee is worried the company is getting too competitive about donating blood.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Alice; Wally

First Line: I just lost the subtle mental connection between my performance and my salary.

Synopsis: Dilbert realizes he gets paid the same no matter what he does.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally; Dilbert

First Line: My accomplishment this week is that I've become an agent of change.

Synopsis: Wally tells of his accomplishment this week.

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Inker(s): Scott Adams

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: My laptop PC keeps freezing up.

Synopsis: Dilbert is trying to telecommute, but Dogbert is distracting him.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: My "defantalator" invention can eliminate the unproductive and naughty thoughts of your male employees.

Synopsis: A woman has a device to stop men from thinking like men.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

First Line: There's another unproductive man, daydreaming about attractive women.

Synopsis: A woman uses her defantalator on an unsuspecting man.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally; Alice

First Line: I just watched the mandatory video on sexual harassment.

Synopsis: Wally feels the sexual harassment video worked.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Alice

First Line: Okay! This is one tidy little cubicle now!

Synopsis: Dilbert is cleaning his cubicle.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Camping Carl

First Line: It's time for a visit from "Camping Carl."

Synopsis: Camping Carl visits Dilbert.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert; Alice

First Line: As a co-op employee, you can't expect the same lush cubicle environment that the regular employees enjoy.

Synopsis: A new co-op is shown where he'll work.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: It looks like somebody is using binders to illegally increase the size of his cubicle.

Synopsis: Dilbert increases the size of his cubicle.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Bob the Dinosaur

First Line: It's time to use my speakerphone to do voice mail.

Synopsis: Dilbert has Bob give a wedgie to an inconsiderate coworker.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: It's amazing how much we've changed since prehistoric times.

Synopsis: Dilbert and Wally think about what cavemen used to do.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Catbert; Wally; Alice; Dilbert

First Line: Mr. Catbert, our evil director of Human Resources, will describe our new cubicle plan.

Synopsis: Catbert introduces the head cubicle.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Here's my time sheet, filled out in increments of fifteen minutes.

Synopsis: Dilbert explains what is considered work.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: Yesterday we ran out of acronyms.

Synopsis: The company has run out of of acronyms and accounting codes.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert; Alice; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: Your new logo might look like a simple coffee stain, but what does the image say about you?

Synopsis: Dilbert and Alice say what the new logo indicates.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Mark

First Line: Mark, I'd like you to...

Synopsis: The boss tries to give Mark an assignment.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: As you know, all projects are assigned acronyms.

Synopsis: Projects have to use less desirable acronyms.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Alice

First Line: Alice, you've got to lock up these proprietary documents you have in your cubicle.

Synopsis: The boss is worried competitors will get company documents.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: And that's the marketing plan. Any comments?

Synopsis: Dilbert and Wally mock the marketing plan.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: I need some help...

Synopsis: Dogbert prepares people's taxes.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Stocks... annuities... derivatives... capital gains tax...

Synopsis: Dogbert tricks a guy into giving him money.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Here's a picture of you living in a dumpster in twenty years.

Synopsis: Dogbert shows a woman what she can own if she invests in the Dogbert deferred income fund.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: Where's Dogbert?

Synopsis: Dogbert has started a phone line for gullible people.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: I thought of another way to profit from the ignorance of humans.

Synopsis: Dogbert has written a health book.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: What are you making?

Synopsis: Dogbert is making commemorative plates.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: You already own the "Acorn Series" of Dogbert's commemoritive plates...

Synopsis: Dogbert has a new series of commemorative plates.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss; Wally

First Line: We had to cut some corners to get the demo ready this soon.

Synopsis: Dilbert and Wally rush a 3-D demo.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Pointy-Haired Boss; Alice; Wally

First Line: I've reduced your service costs by giving the technical-support group an unlisted phone number.

Synopsis: Dogbert reduces the company's service costs.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Press "one" for sales. Press "two" in a hopeless effort to get technical support.

Synopsis: Dilbert is stuck in a phone help hell.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: We mail our product to people and tell them its free for one year.

Synopsis: A woman explains her company's unethical way to make money off its product.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: Your employees have recommended a vendor who has an attractive salesperson.

Synopsis: The boss chooses Dogbert's solution because he thinks it will save him money.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dogbert

First Line: It's inexplicable, but the low-cost system I sold you seems to be woefully underpowered.

Synopsis: Dogbert tries to get the boss to pay more money.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: Your new software is successfully installed. Do you want to send your registration info by modem?

Synopsis: Dilbert makes the mistake of sending his registration info by modem.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Wally; Dogbert

First Line: You can't expect your employer to take care of you forever, Wally.

Synopsis: Dogbert gives Wally career advice.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: We've been having a problem with black-outs.

Synopsis: The boss has hired a worker to flap his arms to keep the motion-controlled lights on.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Alice; Wally; Dilbert

First Line: The company announced we're being bought by our long-time rival.

Synopsis: The company has been bought and the engineers are worried about their jobs.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Alice; Wally; Dilbert

First Line: After the merger, we'll reduce staff in areas that are redundant.

Synopsis: The new owner explains they will be laying off redundant employees.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: I'm paralyzed with fear because of the pending merger.

Synopsis: Dilbert is paralyzed with fear.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: Although we are nothing but pond scum in this company...

Synopsis: Dilbert and Wally find someone of lower status to torment.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Wally

First Line: You must do our bidding, vendor.

Synopsis: Dilbert and Wally make the vendor perform for them.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Bob the Dinosaur

First Line: Bob, your self-esteem might improve if you got a job.

Synopsis: Dilbert tells Bob about an opening at the company.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Bob the Dinosaur; Paul

First Line: Your duties are simple.

Synopsis: Bob gets the job in procurement.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Bob the Dinosaur; Wally

First Line: I'm afraid the equipment you want is not on the approved equipment list.

Synopsis: The equipment Wally wants is not on the approved list.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Ratbert

First Line: We're planning to hire a temp at work.

Synopsis: Dilbert tells Ratbert of a temp job at the company.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Ratbert

First Line: Congratulations on getting hired as a temp, Ratbert.

Synopsis: Ratbert gets a temp job.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ratbert; Dilbert; Wally

First Line: This is really testing my sense of self-worth.

Synopsis: Ratbert tries to compensate for his loss of self-worth.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ratbert; Pointy-Haired Boss

First Line: I'm only a temp, but I demand respect!!

Synopsis: Ratbert demands eye contact.

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Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Your expense report was rejected by accounting.

Synopsis: Dilbert's expense account was rejected.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: If it's okay, I'll hold onto my soul while I visit the accounting department.

Synopsis: Dilbert goes to accounting.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: What are you trying to pull?? Do you think we're idiots in accounting?!!

Synopsis: Dilbert answers a question wrong.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: You spent nearly $10 per day on meals during your trip.

Synopsis: Dilbert spent too much on food.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: Dilbert is trapped in the bowels of accounting

Synopsis: Dogbert goes to rescue Dilbert.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ratbert; Dilbert

First Line: The finance department has analyzed your computer needs and decided to give you a 286 PC.

Synopsis: Dilbert is given a poor computer.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert; Wally

First Line: The business plan for your start-up is idiotic but I'm going to provide the venture capital funding anyway.

Synopsis: Dogbert agrees to fund Dilbert and Wally's business.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: You'll use your technical expertise and I'll do the business stuff.

Synopsis: Dogbert funds an unsuspecting person.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: My idea is to develop a word processing program for Windows.

Synopsis: A man has a bad idea for a business.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: I'll invest up to five million dollars if you'll agree to some standard conditions.

Synopsis: Dogbert gives a man some conditions for his investment.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: These valuable documents should be stored for five years.

Synopsis: Dilbert takes some documents to records retention.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: I'm starting a new career as a technology pundit and columnist.

Synopsis: Dogbert writes angry opinions about technology.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: What makes you think you're qualified to be a technology columnist?

Synopsis: Dogbert feels it's easy for him to be a technology columnist.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Dear Tim, your book does not meet our current publishing needs.

Synopsis: Dogbert rejects a book submission.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Ethel

First Line: I'd like to withdraw two hundred dollars.

Synopsis: Dilbert tries to withdraw money, but has learned that all accounts have been turned into secret Swiss accounts.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: Help!! Purse snatcher!!

Synopsis: Dilbert and Dogbert witness a purse snatching.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: This security system cost a fortune but it's worth it.

Synopsis: Dilbert sets up a new security system in his home.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Ted

First Line: I'm taking orders for "Camp Girl Cookies" on behalf of my daughter.

Synopsis: Ted is selling cookies for his daughter.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: We'd better check it out.

Synopsis: Dogbert is providing parent licenses.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Liz

First Line: I would never buy something over the internet.

Synopsis: Dilbert is worried about buying things online.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dave

First Line: Laptop computers are outdated.

Synopsis: A salesman shows Dilbert new tiny computers that you glue to your fingernails.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Hi, Dogbert. How are you?

Synopsis: Dogbert goes to the doctor.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Anne

First Line: How's the job going, Anne?

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Pointy-Haired Boss; Dilbert

First Line: Sometimes I wonder, how would my life be different if all whales were extinct?

Synopsis: The boss doesn't see what's important about whales.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert; Wally

First Line: I joined the "Spotted Chipmunk Preservation Society."

Synopsis: Dilbert tries to tranquilize the last male spotted chipmunk.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert; Tantra

First Line: Vacation, here we come!

Synopsis: Dilbert wonders what the clerk is typing.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: Problem: Bicycle seats are hard.

Synopsis: Dogbert shows how engineering provided a solution to bicycle seats.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert

First Line: Howdy!

Synopsis: Dogbert meets a fish that's evolving.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Bob the Dinosaur; Dawn

First Line: I read that dinosaurs evolved into the bird family.

Synopsis: Bob explains some of the problems of dinosaurs evolving into birds.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Ratbert

First Line: My philosophy is "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

Synopsis: Ratbert explains his philosophy to Dogbert.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Ratbert

First Line: Hi, Ratbert. May I have some chips?

Synopsis: Dogbert wants some chips from Ratbert.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert; Ratbert

First Line: I'm going to pull Ratbert out of the hole in space before anything bad happens.

Synopsis: Dilbert pulls Ratbert out of the hole in space.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: Do you see "time" as a sequence of discrete events or simply a line of perception through infinite possibilities?

Synopsis: Dogbert asks Dilbert about time.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Garbage Man; Ratbert

First Line: What is reality, Mister Garbage Man?

Synopsis: The garbage man tells Ratbert about reality.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dilbert; Dogbert

First Line: There... I think I've invented a way to send vast amounts of data without fiber optic cables.

Synopsis: Dilbert has a new way to send information.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Dilbert

First Line: Do you think the chemistry of the brain controls what people do?

Synopsis: Dogbert asks Dilbert about free will.

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Character(s): Dilbert

First Line: Is this the "Skeptics Association"? I need your help to prove my rat isn't psychic.

Synopsis: Dilbert has trouble with the Skeptics Association.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ken; Dilbert

First Line: I'm glad the "Skeptics Association" sent you to debunk my rat's claims of ESP.

Synopsis: Ken from the Skeptics Association shows up at Dilbert's.

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Character(s): Ken; Ratbert

First Line: I alone know the contents of this envelope.

Synopsis: Ken asks Ratbert to tell him what's in an envelope.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Ken; Dogbert

First Line: I've used the scientific method to debunk 100% of the people who claim they have mental powers.

Synopsis: Ken tells Dogbert his success rate.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

Character(s): Dogbert; Ken

First Line: If your controlled tests have never found psychic powers, how do you know the tests work for that sort of thing?

Synopsis: Dogbert questions Ken's methods.

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Feature(s): Dilbert

First Line: Okay, we've narrowed it down to the theories we don't understand.

Synopsis: The Nobel Prize committee tries to decide on a winning theory.

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