Notes:
Reader-submitted jokes from K. Atkinson (Stranraer, Scotland), D. Cooney (Morayshire, Scotland), S. Emmins (Welwyn, Gdn. City, Herts.), A. Flett (Lossiemouth, Scotland), B. Gay (Spalding, Lincs.), B. Nutton (Sidcup, Kent), P. Westwood (Kings Norton, B'ham 30) and S. Wilkinson (Kimberly, Notts.).
First Line:
Follow me down to the docks, Nolan. We're going aboard the ship to enquire about the man who was supposed to be accidentally washed overboard!