Notes:
Reader-submitted jokes from R. Arnold (Dursley, Glos.), R. Bacon (Mansfield, Notts.), T. Bowater (Hetton-le-Hole, Co. Durham), J. Campbell (Liverpool 4), Miss M. Cotton (Warhead, Dorset), C. Emmerson (Helmsby via Warrington), V. Gavin (Sutton-on-Hulk, Yorks.), P. Hadfield (Ellesmere Port, Cheshire), K. Marley (Clontarf, Dublin 3 Eire), B. McGrath (Northenden, Manchester 4), J. Meehan (Aylesbury, Bucks.), A. Meredith (Longwell Green, Bristol), G. Phillips (Fenham, Newcastle-on-Tyne), A. Ridley (Morpeth, Northumberland), W. Roster (Poole, Dorset), K. Taylor (Oldham, Lancs.) and S. Weller (Islington, London N.1).