Character(s):
Archie; Reggie; new girl; Miss Grundy
Synopsis:
The boys are sneaking looks at the lovely new girl seated by the pencil sharpener. Archie sharpens a mechanical pencil, because it's the only one he's got.
Synopsis:
Li'l Jinx describes a calamity at a neighbor’s house requiring ambulance and fire department, then complains that nothing ever happens in her house.
Synopsis:
The girls have knocked themselves out making food, but the fellows are engrossed in the game on TV. Veronica uses the power cord to drag the TV (on a wheeled cart) into the kitchen.
Synopsis:
Moose is working for Pop Tate, who won't allow credit. So instead of giving his friends sodas "on the cuff," he gives them sodas "on the house."
Notes:
Reports from club members Joci Caldwell, Karen Eschmann, Mark Wright, and Robert Lowe.
Spot illustrations of membership card and button, each bearing Archie's image
Notes:
Ad, with order coupon, for women's 6-in-1 hairpiece from J.L. Industries.
"What's New, Pussycat?" was the title of a popular song and movie at the time.
Synopsis:
Archie makes the soda jerk recite his entire list of ice cream flavors, then asks for custard pie. The soda jerk delivers it right to Archie's face.